off topic rant
anyone get the text message circulating through mainly vodafone customers that if you send it to 40 people from your address bk then Vodafone would credit you a hundred smacks? or something similar?
and did it work..
i have a friend. i love her. yet i find myself wanting to cut off her hands and pour acid on her computer. it should be illegal for her to use message services. for now i send her mail to the junk box.
i have a fear and deep hatred for any sort of chain-letters/ emails/texts...
it develeoped at a young age i guess 8, chatter rings were banned elastics were cool and chain-letters were big. on the rise especially in my area as everyone was sending them to the ten people they knew.. each other. and if you didn't photo-copy write your name fold spend forty cents lick stamp and post by the specified time.. oh the consequences.. you can only imagine the psychological problems a 7 year old has, mafioso deadline bad luck for the rest of your life little cancerous jim will die.. ITS ALL ON YOU.
i write this because it seems everytime i check my email account its there. waiting to suck me in. laughing at me.
they come in many forms. i believe she has sent me every single terrific type.
there's the one that promises a picture or a clip if you send it to 5-10 people
the sad story that never happened made up by some sicko who wants to torture you by making you feel you should share it with 10+ people because you should feel guilty about teasing anyone- he didn't commit suicide because someone picked up his books-sound familiar?
the typical send it- good luck don't send it- eternal damnation. other words bad luck
the make a wish forward it to 20 people and it will come true.. i.e bruce has crabs, he wishes they were gone, instead of buying vagisil or some sort of crab ointment he'll forward it on like the std he has and once those 20 people have it, the party on his pubes will be gone.
the find out who your true friends are because they'll send the crap back to you. N.B you are not my friend in the first place if you think i'll apperciate it.
it never ends. falcor. for more info go to www.bighoax.com
this isn't to say that i don't appreciate the letters that end up as chains because everyone 's forwarding it. they're forwarding it decently. not putting a load on your shoulders merely taking it off with humour.
i'm sure you have all been victims. don't pass it on. delete it. for the sake of the children.
and did it work..
i have a friend. i love her. yet i find myself wanting to cut off her hands and pour acid on her computer. it should be illegal for her to use message services. for now i send her mail to the junk box.
i have a fear and deep hatred for any sort of chain-letters/ emails/texts...
it develeoped at a young age i guess 8, chatter rings were banned elastics were cool and chain-letters were big. on the rise especially in my area as everyone was sending them to the ten people they knew.. each other. and if you didn't photo-copy write your name fold spend forty cents lick stamp and post by the specified time.. oh the consequences.. you can only imagine the psychological problems a 7 year old has, mafioso deadline bad luck for the rest of your life little cancerous jim will die.. ITS ALL ON YOU.
i write this because it seems everytime i check my email account its there. waiting to suck me in. laughing at me.
they come in many forms. i believe she has sent me every single terrific type.
there's the one that promises a picture or a clip if you send it to 5-10 people
the sad story that never happened made up by some sicko who wants to torture you by making you feel you should share it with 10+ people because you should feel guilty about teasing anyone- he didn't commit suicide because someone picked up his books-sound familiar?
the typical send it- good luck don't send it- eternal damnation. other words bad luck
the make a wish forward it to 20 people and it will come true.. i.e bruce has crabs, he wishes they were gone, instead of buying vagisil or some sort of crab ointment he'll forward it on like the std he has and once those 20 people have it, the party on his pubes will be gone.
the find out who your true friends are because they'll send the crap back to you. N.B you are not my friend in the first place if you think i'll apperciate it.
it never ends. falcor. for more info go to www.bighoax.com
this isn't to say that i don't appreciate the letters that end up as chains because everyone 's forwarding it. they're forwarding it decently. not putting a load on your shoulders merely taking it off with humour.
i'm sure you have all been victims. don't pass it on. delete it. for the sake of the children.
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