Waterproof Technology – Why hasn’t it been invented yet?

I have been spending many hours in the bath, soaking in pinetarsol, to keep myself SANE and to stop me from itching myself to death due to a rubella rash. At first I looked forward to the idea of having baths, I was like, Yay I can just lie there and relax and do nothing but after about 10mins of that, I was over it!
I needed something to entertain me, so I grabbed a book but of course it got all soggy (even though I was being so cautious to keep my hands dry). After that I resorted to pulling out some old plastic toys and I tried to play with them in the bath. After,
"Hello what’s your name?"
"My name’s barbie"
"My name’s Ken"
"Lets make-out" I was pretty much over that too. What was I thinking? That the pinetarsol reminded me of a time all those years ago when I had chickenpox that I could go back to my child’s psyche? Okay, so maybe I was thinking that – but it didn’t work!
What I wouldn’t do for a waterproof cell phone or even a book. I expressed this concern to a friend and she suggested that they already made some rather entertaining waterproof technology in the form of "adult toys". Haha I had to decline this offer, as I’m covered in red spots so sex is the last thing on my mind – unless it’s between barbie and ken. But seriously, I think there is a market for books printed on recycled plastic, or waterproof PSPs… I’d buy one!